"Options in Education" is a radio program which focuses on issues and developments in education. This transcript of the show contains discussions of college and alumni relations, educational fund raising, parental influence on such school-related matters as cuts in teaching staff and proximity of freeways, doublespeak in the classroom, and learning how to be a bartender. Participants in the program include John Merrow and Wendy Blair, moderators; George Colton, vice president of development and alumni relations at Dartmouth College; Kerry McClanahan, of the Council for Advancement and Support of Education; members of the Freeway Action for Children's Environment and Safety group; Ernie Page, of the Public Doublespeak Committee of the National Council of Teachers of English; reporter Connie Goldman; and bartender Tito Crespo. (JM)