A number of memorable tasks have been revealed through collegial exchanges with underlying philosophical, theoretical, and potentially nefarious motivations. Such was the origin of the probability problem, and the various differences of opinion, presented herein. This article recounts how, together, we explored and disputed the probabilities stemming from a simple standard deck of cards sitting on a table. We have had moments of consensus spiralling into low-points of discontent and back again, as our actions and reactions created intriguing, yet disconcerting, insights, questions, and consequences. Opposing arguments that emerged from this exploration are presented here in hopes of arriving at a single answer, but maybe, just maybe, even consensus is not in the cards.